More Characters than Twitter: An Interview with the Little Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly
There was an Old Lady who sat down for an interview.
I wanted to know if the tales were true.
As we spoke, she swallowed a fly!
Why, oh, why did she swallow the fly?
I feared then that the Spider would be next.
But what she ate next left me perplexed.
My hollers and moans were overblown
As she gobbled up my microphone.
Why, oh, why did she swallow the microphone?
I guess I’ll just leave her alone.
-Matthew Hoople, Producer of Imaginative Works
Check out I Know an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly by Nadine Bernard Westcott to read the story that inspired this interview.